in preparation for pirate day


in preparation for talk like a pirate day, september 19th, we must know our own pirate names so that we may address ourselves in the third person.
what is your pirate name? mine is..

Iron William Vane
A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you are that person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that’s okay, because it’s much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

take the test! arrr!!!
pirate name generator quiz

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  1. i have the coolest pirate name: mad jenny kidd, arrr!
    “every pirate is a little bit crazy. you, though, are more than just a little bit. even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. arr!”
    “a fine, reliable pirate”? well that’s just a little bit BORING! arrr!

  2. Captain James Flint, Arr!
    my bio:
    Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

  3. Mad John Flint: Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

  4. Captain Grace Kidd
    “Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr”
    So Davin, you simply MUST tell me… Do you use a tripod for every one of your low-light shots or what? My G3 shoots absolute crap compared to your rig. What’s yer secret, matey? How is it yer be gettin’ such rich, vibrant pitchers? (Arrr…)

  5. Sim, I’ve got a G3 too. There’s a lot that goes into making a good pic that doesn’t have anything to do with the camera at all, such as composition — how things are arranged in your shot. That said, holding the camera still in low light is absolutely essential. Also, have you tried the “night” mode feature on your G3? It allows you to use a flash to light up the foreground, yet keeps the shutter open longer to allow lower light areas to “saturate” the shot. You can take some really neat shots this way.

  6. Iron Sam Bonney
    A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you are that person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

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