i can’t tell the difference

Written by

in

after like, half a year of not changing / washing the sheets on my bed, i did so yesterday. and i like, can’t tell the difference. i must just be naturally clean?!
what’s the damn point! why do you care, you don’t sleep with me. heh heh heh.

Comments

10 responses to “i can’t tell the difference”

  1. david Avatar

    This is exactly why men MUST have women around, otherwise we slip into a blackhole of filth. Don’t feel bad, I have done it before. Actually, I know a guy that didn’t even have sheets for a year. Seemed to work for him.

  2. david Avatar

    Oh.. I didn’t mean that to be sexist like I expect women to clean up my filth. Rather that I become embaresed and clean it myself.
    Just want to make that clear. šŸ™‚

  3. gurton Avatar
    gurton

    Exactly David. For the same reason we only ‘tidy up the place’ when someone is coming over.

  4. gurton Avatar
    gurton

    of course someone=female

  5. alison Avatar

    what? you guys tidy before we come over? since when?
    all i ever get is “sorry about the mess” and “don’t go in the kitchen”

  6. 'nee Avatar

    haha, alison, that IS after they’ve cleaned up. Scary, no? šŸ™‚
    And davin, eew! A warning: women have a MUCH better sense of smell than guys do. Even if you don’t think there’s a difference, let me assure you that there IS, and that it’s been noticed. *g*

  7. heather Avatar

    this is an example of the eternal dilemma: to bring a boy home, where you know the level of cleanliness but risk a potential stalker knowing where you live; or, to go to the boy’s house, where you risk a staph infection from touching the wrong thing.

  8. gurton Avatar
    gurton

    ha ha!

  9. davin Avatar

    thanks heather. šŸ˜›

  10. shy me Avatar
    shy me

    oooooh, the delight of slipping into my freshly washed sheets on laundry day. I get goosebumps just thinking about the smoothness of those sheets.
    although, i could probably get a similar effect if i just re-made my bed, but it’s the thought too. right?

Leave a Reply