this fake dog in a fake shower has more writing skills than i do right now
ok. so i have to write another dj bio for myself. the last bio i wrote i was pretty happy with. however, this time i am stumbling a bit for the right words. so far i have come up with this crud:
11:05 [ariz0na] ok here it is
11:06 [ariz0na] ariz0na returns to victoria after several months with tonnes of bass.
11:06 [ariz0na] ugh
11:06 [ariz0na] let me try that again
11:07 [flux] that’s quite the bio =)
11:07 [flux] just email it to me =)
the bio has to be 50-75 words long and i want it to include some reference to not having been in victoria in a while. i know some awesome writers read the Ã¼ber secret blog so i am interested in what you think would work for the bio!
ariz0na returns to victoria with tonnes of bass, many milligrams of mid and 3 HEAPING tablespoons of treble!
Maybe add something about “will get you up dancing”, “have you wanting more”… and throw in the word “funk” for good measure. That’s the recipe for a fabulous bio.
Victoria’s long loved prodigal son returns, bringing home his pumping bass and shattering percussion – it’ll leave you aching for more. This Island legend has been pleasing crowds for more than 5 years, and continues to thrill and amaze us with his lyrical mastery. Be sure to check out Ariz0na next at _________.
fodder anyway – much much ahrder to write about yourself – than someone else. If I were writing about me I’d just say “yeah – Jemma rocks the party” and be done with it….. 😉
heh heh heh – i just got it – you’re “dogging it” making us do all the work. tricky bastard aren’t ya?
“Arizona will destroy ur cloudy weather in Victoria.”
Bet nobody has done that before…hehe
my lyrical mastery!!!!! thanks jemma, i am running with that! hehe
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