• i can't tell the difference

after like, half a year of not changing / washing the sheets on my bed, i did so yesterday. and i like, can't tell the difference. i must just be naturally clean?!

what's the damn point! why do you care, you don't sleep with me. heh heh heh.

Posted by davin on August 22, 2004 12:46 PM | Permalink

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GRAVATAR

This is exactly why men MUST have women around, otherwise we slip into a blackhole of filth. Don't feel bad, I have done it before. Actually, I know a guy that didn't even have sheets for a year. Seemed to work for him.

GRAVATAR

Oh.. I didn't mean that to be sexist like I expect women to clean up my filth. Rather that I become embaresed and clean it myself.

Just want to make that clear. :)

GRAVATAR

Exactly David. For the same reason we only 'tidy up the place' when someone is coming over.

Posted by gurton | August 22, 2004 2:22 PM
GRAVATAR

of course someone=female

Posted by gurton | August 22, 2004 2:22 PM
GRAVATAR

what? you guys tidy before we come over? since when?

all i ever get is "sorry about the mess" and "don't go in the kitchen"

GRAVATAR

haha, alison, that IS after they've cleaned up. Scary, no? :)

And davin, eew! A warning: women have a MUCH better sense of smell than guys do. Even if you don't think there's a difference, let me assure you that there IS, and that it's been noticed. *g*

GRAVATAR

this is an example of the eternal dilemma: to bring a boy home, where you know the level of cleanliness but risk a potential stalker knowing where you live; or, to go to the boy's house, where you risk a staph infection from touching the wrong thing.

GRAVATAR

ha ha!

Posted by gurton | August 23, 2004 12:23 AM
GRAVATAR

thanks heather. :P

GRAVATAR

oooooh, the delight of slipping into my freshly washed sheets on laundry day. I get goosebumps just thinking about the smoothness of those sheets.

although, i could probably get a similar effect if i just re-made my bed, but it's the thought too. right?

Posted by shy me | August 23, 2004 2:33 PM

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