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  1. “I want to meet you.”
    I’m right here.
    “Tell me about you.”
    I don’t like you nuzzling my neck. Ask my girlfriend she says a lot of things about me.
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    “I want to meet you.”
    I’m right here.
    “Tell me about you.”
    I think you have had too much to drink.

  2. “so this is your boyfriend?”
    “come dance with me!”
    *grabs arm*
    *runs to front of dance floor*
    “you’re hot!”
    *weird dance move, falls to the floor*
    ME:
    *walks away from drunk guy*

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